smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009

Scoating

When someone is physically present, but unable to be found.

David is here somewhere, but he's "scoating" around.

by Mnemosyne23 August 1, 2011

Smeating

Where a group of friends Pull together (Bout 10-50 deep)In an outside area( Park ,Backyard,GraveYard,Roof of an abandoned building) With a Grill ,Some Charcoal,Some Beers,Steaks,Hamburgers,and Sausages( Any kind of meats,Really).

Smeating : EVERYONE Is DOWN FOR The SMEATING TO CATCH UP AND EAT SOME STEAKS.6 pm at the drive inn.

by WINDLUST July 14, 2020

Stoating

To go out looking to pick up the opposite sex (cash transactions optional)

Hey Frank, are we going stoating in Patpong tonight ?

by Bob Stoat August 1, 2008

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 16, 2007

smoting

what God does when you judge people.

future tense of smote

i'll ask God to forgive you instead of smoting you.

by zak attack pack November 6, 2010

stoating

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.

Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.

by GM January 2, 2005