smpl

Shit My Pants Laughing. (Used online only.)

Used for greater emphasis than lmao

Jeff: I just broke my keyboard trying to kill a spider.

Mark: SMPL!

by Decaf October 30, 2008

smplof

shitting my pants laughing on the floor; a replacement of the growing obsoletness of texting terms such as haha, lol, and rofl

"when adam jizzed in his pants when our math teacher mrs. walker came into the room, i was smplof"

" when sarah's clothes got all wet and i could see her bare essentials, i was smplof"

by John Walkerson January 25, 2009

Smeply

Situationally useless in a taunting fashion

Q's, X's, and Z's in Scrabble are very smeply

by rhubarbeque November 30, 2010

smdplz

A more polite way to say "suck my dick". Literally translates to "suck my dick please". It is not usually used to actually tell someone to suck your dick, but used as a troll weapon or as a form of trash talk over online FPS chat boxes.

Fag: LULZ you just got pwned noob. smdplz!!1 (suck my dick please)
Regular person: Wow you're a fag. And no I will not.

by Sivret20 October 23, 2011

Solplex

Solplex - a simple solution to a complex problem

Antonym - maulfthalph

Dude, I know global warming is a complex issue but to reduce fossil fuels is a solplex

by Evonk August 21, 2021

smplsh

An abbreviation for "shit my pants laughing so hard".
First seen by Jason "Mayhem" Miller's tweet.

A: Man, I just smplsh!
B: What? That doesn't make any sense!
A: Yes, it does, it means "shit my pants laughing so hard"!!.
B: ... who'd even come up with something like that :/

by MelEnt June 24, 2011

Smoploughing

The act of walking whilst concentrating intently on your smartphone and not looking where you are going so that others have to make way for you.

Four people just had to move out of the way for that smoploughing Smombie.

by Bendon October 1, 2019