Smithtown

Smithtown is your regualr average town. It is mostly white its pretty even amount of rich kids and poor kids. Smithtown both high school West and East has high population of drug activity although High school East is known as the pharmacy because of the infamous amount of drugs that are used and sold in school.Smithtown has your usual preppy snotty group who continuously get caught drinking at the local beach. Your "gangsta" group who is quick to start a fight with you while there high to impress there other "gangsta" friends and slutty girls. And last but not least your skater crew who dose a lot more talking about skateing then actually skateing

Normal Long island kid: What do you want to do
Smithtown kid:Lets go to Smithtown
Normal long island kid: Noo thoughts kids are trashy and get caught doing the same stupid stuff time after time

by Gangsta S-town August 7, 2008

Smithtown

An affluent suburban town located on the north shore of Long Island, New York and about 1 hour away from New York City. Population is 95% white and the ones who aren't are usually picked on and singled out for not being white. This is not just referring to the children, it also refers to the adults. The town has 2 main High Schools Smithtown West and Smithtown East most people that attend both schools often say that they "hate" Smithtown. However, they ones who say that are usually the same people that try to act like their from the ghetto or have their parents pay for their brand new Jeep or Mercedes. The word "nigger" is also used as often as the word "faggot" is used in online gaming (very often). The kids from this town are also very scummy often stealing from the mall or local stores in town, even though their parents probably own a couple high-end luxury cars or boat or both. The girls from this town are snooty, rich, and insecure, they often trash others because they're not wearing American Eagle, Abercombie, or Hollister. This is also a town that likes to write gun threats on desks, toilets, walls and on pretty much anything that ink will show up on. Things to remember about Smithtown: If your not white, your gonna have a bad time and ignorance is about as common as turkey on Thanksgiving.

Chris: Are you white?

Not White Guy: No, I'm (Black, Asian, Latino or Middle Eastern).

Chris: Ha Ha go back to where to came from, your not welcome, this is Smithtown.

Emily: Man would you look at that Chris, that is the reason why I hate Smithtown. People here act like niggers or faggots.

John: Yeah I know right? Hold on, I'm writing a gun threat on a desk so hopefully we won't have school tomorrow.

Matt: Hey John, my mom just bought me a brand new Jeep, lets drive to the mall and steal some beanies and flannels from (Abercombie, American Eagle, Hollister).

Not White Guy: I wish I never moved here or grew up here...

by A Careful Observer December 24, 2012

Smithtown

a town east of new york city where 98% of kids are white but 95% pretend to be black. kids think they are ghetto when they dont even know what ghetto is. their idea of ghetto is not having enough allowance to buy a new shirt. only a few people are real and most kids use their money...or their parents money to buy drugs like weed.

Smithtown...see definition.

by you know who i am...Wd April 17, 2006

Smithtown

The only thing good about Smithtown are the east whisperettes. they have been long island champions for 14 years and national champions for 10 consecutive years now. its time we give the east whisperettes some praise they are insane! laura murphy is the god of kickline!!! great job guys, u deserve some recognition, keep on kicking!

Smithtown EAST Whisperettes are amazing

by S*towny March 21, 2009

Smithtown

A very wealthy place in Suffolk County although there are huge houses and tiny houses. the taxes are unbeliveabley high.nThere is every single race in the world in Smithtown. you name it, we got it. some people think that if you live in smithtown, your a bitch or a whore or a slut. but just like in every other town there are skanks, sluts, hores, etx. smithtown is pretty good at sports. well at least in kickline. national champs for like 10 years. whisperettes=amazing. and everything else is like average compared to kickline. about 50% of all smithtown kids are preppy and wear abercrombie, hollister, american eagle, juicy couture and anything else where a full outfit is way over $300. about every kid has ugg boots (or fake ones)or abercrombie flip flops. its impossible to be popular if your not a prep. then we have the emo's who think that they are going to commit suicide at any moment when there not. they are in photo class and in art honor society. then we also have the gangsters who are so not gangster. they like to think there cool when there not. they wear their pants below the knees and walk funny. they wear ecko and phat farm and south pole meanwhile if you really were from a ghetto, you wouldnt be able to afford any of those brands. and last but not least there are the potheads. you can find these potheads in town at starbucks parking lot, friendlys, behind the movie theater or anywhere on main street. major hangout places are the mall, baja grill, friendlys, movie theater and starbucks and coolbeans. and a lotta people work at ralphs italian ices and mcdonalds and any other place in the mall you can think of. so smithtowns pretty cool i guess.

smithtown kid #1- im going to go kill myself now
smithtown kid #2- im going to spend $3000 at the mall.
smithtown kid #3- ANYONE GOT A BOLT?

by bonjour! April 27, 2007

smithtown

a town in long island new york that has every steroetype out there. even though it consists of 98% rich white kids. theres two highschool, east and west. and they are both known as the pharmacy because of all the drugs. us kids usuallly chill in town, either stjames for east or mainstreet shops for west. orr the mall. every girl in smithtown is a whore& slut. or a prude one. there are fake ghetto kids too. its a pretty good town i guess.

kid 1: yoo wanna chill in town tonight? we can go behind starbucks in the parking lot and do drugs.

kid 2: yeaa my boys from smithtown eastt are gonna come and chill. theyll bring some shitt tooo.


east 1: wanna chill in front of the smoke shop near the pizza place?

east 2: yeaaa maybe someone will get us shit.

by yourrprettycool February 21, 2009

smithtown

A pretty boring town about an hour east of New York City on Long Island. Typical Friday nights include going bowling, going to the movies, doing drugs, or just ending up at the Millenium Diner. Kids here have nothing to do but write gun threats on desks in math classrooms and get suspended for cutting studyhall to do drugs. Everyone here is either a JAP, a pseudo-ghetto kid, or a bitchy girl who shops at Abercrombie. Most pretend to go to "shows" when really all they do is stay at home and complain about the fact that no good shows come to Smithtown.

Smithtown Kid1: Hey guys wanna go bowling on Friday and then eat fries at the Millenium Diner at 2 in the morning?
Smithtown Kid2: Sorry, I can't, I got grounded for writing that gun threat and causing Mr. Ehmann to do that lockdown. Whatever I'm just gonna do drugs that I bought with Daddy's credit card.
Smithtown Kid3: I would, but I wanna pick up some "vintage" clothing at Abercrombie to wear to the show that I'm probably not going to go to.
Smithtown Kid4: I can't, I started observing the Sabbath.

by thatsmithtownkid July 25, 2008