Smitchin

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions

I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"

by redlulubeans September 30, 2018

Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

smitchelstick

Another word for an idiot or Moron!

Dude! Stop being such a smitchelstick!

by Clarabelle78 May 4, 2018

smilocholic

A person who is addicted to SMILES

How about spare me a smile!? I am smilocholic

by VlarolCarol The First June 29, 2017

Skiltch

A tad, a little, a smidge

A very small amount of something

The food was good but it needed just a skiltch of salt.

by Diyomé January 20, 2022

smeltch

When two individuals adjoin their anal cavities via a straw and one individual releases a juicy fart into the other’s rectum. The straw is then removed and the receiver of the fart releases the toxic gas directly into the face of the original farter. The original farter then basks in the deliciousness of smelling the fumes of his own ass being released out of the anus of another.

Nate made me a smeltch straw for my birthday and let me smeltch my farts out of his ass all night long; it was the best birthday ever.

by winfaulker February 25, 2008

Smietchengluben

German for "Horse Carriage"

"I was riding in a smietchengluben the other day"

by SLAGATHOR 09 March 25, 2009