Smeet

When you trying to tell your partner that they are super smart and sweet but end up saying both all at the same time, you get smeet, it is to describe someone very intelligent and cute all in one word.

My Boyfriend: "I just got a really good mark for math, that studying paid off".

Me: you see this is why you are the smeetest person I know :)".

by Possessed by a demon called fo October 18, 2020

smeets

A word for a poor guy, who doesn't have a lot of money and is generally friendless

a : "Did you see that poor guy?"
b : "Yes, he doesn't have a lot of friends, he's such a smeets"

by Pietje1991 April 11, 2008

Smeet

Smelly feet.

Bill: What's that that disgusting odor? It's gross.
Jane: Sorry, it's coming from my smeet.

by Amazing Kevin July 2, 2009

Smeeting

to batter someone to death with a rag on a stick, whilst listening to bon jovi, whilst screaming Khan

I can imagine you smeeting her.

Why are you smeeting me!!

by Jack Guisrael June 2, 2007

Smeet

Gay, usually refers to a man who likes other men

Yo r u Smeet?!

by Kreiwsjs December 8, 2018

Smeet Frog

A "fearsome critter" reputed to live in Michigan. Supposedly, it is a hairy frog which has large webs between its arms and legs, allowing it to glide like a flying squirrel. It enjoys sub-zero temperatures, and during the summer it migrates to the north pole to keep cool.

Woah! Look! That smeet frog is even wierder than that fur-bearing trout we saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

The Mighty Smeet

Goat-Man

Forged in union of Mrs Smeet and a billy goat under the watchful gaze James Blunt.

Now in the world with only himself as a friend and his 4 guitars The Mighty Smeet aims to dominate the Southern regions of Birmingham and locate his real adoptive father James Earl Jones.

Girl 1: OMG!!! Its James Blunt.

Girl 2: Woah Sheela, that ain't James Blunt...thats the Mighty Smeet. Fetch the Sheriff.

by Mike Rotchfield March 21, 2008