smeets

The act of sending messages as an adult man to young boys (preferably just underage) hoping to attain their attention. The person sending the messages is usually regarded as a person of power.

Anthony: Did he smeets you already?
Bernard: Yeah he contacted me, to take me out for a dinner, I told him I was 16 but he said he didn't mind.

by TheDutchBunnyHopper April 5, 2023

smeets

A word for a poor guy, who doesn't have a lot of money and is generally friendless

a : "Did you see that poor guy?"
b : "Yes, he doesn't have a lot of friends, he's such a smeets"

by Pietje1991 April 11, 2008

Smeet

Smelly feet.

Bill: What's that that disgusting odor? It's gross.
Jane: Sorry, it's coming from my smeet.

by Amazing Kevin July 2, 2009

Smeeting

to batter someone to death with a rag on a stick, whilst listening to bon jovi, whilst screaming Khan

I can imagine you smeeting her.

Why are you smeeting me!!

by Jack Guisrael June 26, 2007

Smeet

Gay, usually refers to a man who likes other men

Yo r u Smeet?!

by Kreiwsjs December 8, 2018

Smeet Frog

A "fearsome critter" reputed to live in Michigan. Supposedly, it is a hairy frog which has large webs between its arms and legs, allowing it to glide like a flying squirrel. It enjoys sub-zero temperatures, and during the summer it migrates to the north pole to keep cool.

Woah! Look! That smeet frog is even wierder than that fur-bearing trout we saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

The Mighty Smeet

Goat-Man

Forged in union of Mrs Smeet and a billy goat under the watchful gaze James Blunt.

Now in the world with only himself as a friend and his 4 guitars The Mighty Smeet aims to dominate the Southern regions of Birmingham and locate his real adoptive father James Earl Jones.

Girl 1: OMG!!! Its James Blunt.

Girl 2: Woah Sheela, that ain't James Blunt...thats the Mighty Smeet. Fetch the Sheriff.

by Mike Rotchfield March 21, 2008