Smeef

A word that means absolutely nothing but is fun to say, usually referring to another person or friend.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.

"yo smeef, did you hear that smurf's smeef just now"

by buttsnstuff November 01, 2016

Papi Smeef

The Opposite of Papa Smurf, he is a cool guy and a real ladies man and has a lot of friends. He also has big pee pee

Papi Smeef is so much better than Papa Smurf and Evan Clark

by Papi Smeef October 02, 2018

Smeef

A unilateral linguistic experience; a state of mind.

“Damn bro I’m SO smeefed right now”
“Did you bring the smeef?”
“Can you smeef me later?”

by guanter May 27, 2024

Smeef

To move in a sneaky and creepy manner with malice in mind.

I was smeefing around this guys base in rust, while he was inside doing charlie work.

by slarx March 25, 2021

Smeef

Smeef is a type of Grungus

"George Washington Smeef(ed) his gog."

by White People Should Die June 23, 2018

Smeef

Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.

I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.

by Smeefmaster_flex April 12, 2016

Smeef

When you are eating pussy and she queefs.

Dude, you know. That fat chick from last week? She smeefed when I ate her out.

by Wakawaka36 March 23, 2016