Smear

Cocaine, baking soda, and water mixed up on a sheet of foil then smeared across the foil and smoked.

Person #1 Hey man what's up with this smear?

Person #2 This shit is getting me all jacked up!!

by TDynamite January 14, 2009

smear

to attack someones reputation with false information, to defame someone

Conservative journalists are trying to smear Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama simultaneously.

by The Return of Light Joker March 2, 2008

smear

smear....... hard to explain but its CRAZY a parody on mtvs fear creators, josh cohne kyle obrien and aj perotti, 3 pimped ouit jedi knights

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by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Smearing

When you're smiling and tearing up at the same time.

Sabrina was so happy that we wished her a happy birthday. She was literally smearing.

by mootlik January 25, 2019

smear

A tiny fart you can't hear but it still smells. This can be a noun or a verb.

What smells? I smeared.

by lukethedolphin December 28, 2011

smear

to get down and dirty in a biddy's unmentionables. ie: for a male to place his face in the near region of a female's genitalia, and "get it wet".

Matt: "yo, did you smear that last night, mayne!?"

Hector: "OH, HELL NO! that biddy hadn't been down there with a pair of clippers in years!"

by bizzle to the rizzle July 20, 2008

smear

this is just gross. don't ever say this word because it is associated with a test that females have to endure once a year and it's not very pleasant.

Damn! that pap smear was off the heezy-fa-sheezy!!!

by nickel May 15, 2003