Smartphone Shuffle

The act of walking slowly or "shuffling" because you're too preoccupied with tasks being done on your smartphone such as browsing the internet, texting, etc.

The Smartphone Shuffle can sometimes be dangerous for oneself, such as crossing a roads, not paying attention to surroundings. It can also be a nuisance for other people as distracted Smartphone Shufflers block hallways, stairs or sidewalks and impede flow of pedestrian.

Stop doing the Smartphone Shuffle! You're blocking the sidewalk.

by Ronnie J January 8, 2011

snarkhole

A snarky asshole; an annoying, sarcastic, self-superior, person.

I read about it from the snarkholes at Boing Boing.

by TedIII March 12, 2008

Smartphone Drone

People who constantly sulk around with their Phones's in their face 24/7 txting, tweeting, or facebooking their menial lives. Usually bumping into things or other drones or stepping/tripping off curbs without looking. When their battery dies, they put a look on their face like someone just killed their christmas puppy.

Did u hit the button to cross the street?

ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that

Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going

Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....

Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.

by TONY70795492 July 26, 2011

Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

by skinny79 August 9, 2010

smarttolietmuscle

Another way of saying the word, "smartass".

Ron was such a smarttolietmuscle for suggesting that we close the door when it's this satandamnedd hot outside.

by Telephony September 5, 2014

Smartphone

A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) which is basically a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and for work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"

Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack:Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!

by Controlfreak October 25, 2014

Smartolol

A mix of a language and another language (Indonesian and english to be exact). So its like "Smart" and "Tolol" put together. Smart is well you know. And Tolol means like "Dumb"

Kau ini smartolol sampai kau baru sadar kau ini goblok

by haji tayo January 9, 2021