Smallasses

Pronounced like molasses (muh-las-iz), it is someone who has a small or below average sized ass. It isn't a medical diagnosis, it is simply the fact that someone has a small ass. It can be used as a name to call someone with a small ass, like a nickname, or it can be used to describe the person's ass directly. When figuring out if someone has smallasses, you only take the size of the butt cheeks into account. Quality and color of the ass are not relevant, nor is the gender of the person. You don't need to see their bare ass cheeks to make the decision that they have smallasses either. Simply giving them a friendly grope can help you determine. Typically, if you can fit most of one of your hands around one of their butt cheeks, that is a good sign of smallasses.

Hey, smallasses! Get over here!

I walked past Tim today on the way to close and I noticed he had smallasses.

by Jaremo July 13, 2012

Smallmoan

N. The incredibly rare occurrence of a small person of Samoan descent.

I don't think that guy is Samoan; maybe he is Filipino.

No man, he's just a Smallmoan

by walkingdude August 4, 2009

smallmen

A person of exceptionally small size and/or stature.

Look at the size of that smallmen over there. He can't be any taller than 4 feet.

by Moseltov May 18, 2008

smallaus

Gagnster Slang for testicles. Usually used by illiterate maoris.

Ethan: Poo eh you got stink smallaus
Cleatus: Oh thats not very nice eh

by Ethan Clement August 15, 2007

Smallant

A very epic YouTuber who will beat anyone in super Mario odessy

Smallant is the best YouTuber

by Dontsearchweirdthingsonhere March 17, 2023

Smallbany

The fact that albany is as big as a city, but still has a town-like quality

Smallbany is the best place to be.

by charliepophead January 26, 2011

Richard Stallman

Founder of the Free Software Foundation and one of the most popular figures in open-source. A complete nutjob of a person.

-Richard Stallman has called Bill Gates evil for asking users to stop pirating his software (a version of BASIC)

-Richard Stallman has accused the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation of ruining many third-world countries

-Richard Stallman says that proprietary software is outright evil

-Richard Stallman is obsessed with the phrase "GNU Slash Linux" and will correct anyone who calls it just "Linux" to no end. He's also been known to refuse speaking requests to those that don't use "proper" terminology.

-Richard Stallman, in his new GPLv3, won't let any GPL'ed software be used on hardware that implements DRM, hurting relations with hardware vendors.

"Protesting against proprietary software in April 2006, Richard Stallman held a 'Don't buy from ATI, enemy of your freedom' placard at a speech by an ATI representative in the building where Stallman works, resulting in the police being called"
You can't make this stuff up

by r3negade August 18, 2008