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slurpie

1. one who slurps
2. a snuggie who has fallen from snuggiedom by acquiring a slurping habit
3. a sluggie who has begun to mend their ways
"whats that noise"
"ah, thats a slurpie slurping"

to a badly behaved snuggie : "you're becoming a slurpie..."
by snuggie1 June 1, 2004
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slurpis

another name for chick, chica, hot girl, sluts, bitches, etc... used when said name girls are in close proximity so you dont sound like some kind of creep.
Check out this slurpis behind me!
by suicide mike February 17, 2010
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Slurpie

A Slut With Herpes. (Slut + Herpes)
Guy #1: Yo, I had raw sex with Vicky and Wendy last night.
Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!
Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!
by puppycat March 16, 2009
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slurpy

gettin head. when a girl orally pleases you. it involves suckin and is messy if not done correctly, hints the name.
"hey girl, how bout servin me up a slurpy"
by Playboy November 11, 2003
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Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.
"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.
by Michael August 8, 2004
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Slurpie

A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.
Joe: Hey, Larry! Let's go get a slurpie from 7-11!

Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!

Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!

Larry: Oh yeah...
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Slurpie

When ur eating ur girl out and she squirts like a slurpie
Damn my girl did a slurpie on me🤤
by Oofmad November 11, 2018
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