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sledgefaggot

The repeated use of the sledgehammer in Red Faction Guerrilla by some crappy player who has no skill and does not admit he has potential in the game, and should probably commit MASS suicide!
"I'm never playing red faction again!"

"Why?"

"god damn sledgefaggots"
by nick.V November 25, 2009
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sledgeback

Sledgeback is a street rock band formed in the early 00’s as a side project of the influential 1990’s Hungarian alternative rock group C.A.F.B.. Sledgeback formerly included members of the one-time Columbia Records signee War babies, heavy metal group Himsa and present guitar player of Queensryche, Parker Lundgren at some point.
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by kally April 14, 2012
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Sludgebro

An adult male, 40 years or older, residing in the Greenpoint neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York, whose sartorial aesthetic suggests an interest in “heavy” music, while his personal presentation and hygiene demonstrate a lack of youth, health, or lucidity that would allow him to take part in more athletic forms of heavy metal (thrash metal or hardcore punk, for instance).

Sludgebros are often observed slowly plodding up Manhattan Avenue in an addled daze, imagining hypothetical scenarios in which they could bed the frontwoman from Kylesa, and reminiscing on the mid-oughts when their musical niche reached peak relevance to residents of adjacent Brooklyn neighborhoods. Discerning music fans note that sludgebros are most often seen wearing black metal band t-shirts, though their actual music tastes revolve around what are essentially stoner-blues jam bands (black metal music is generally too fast for sludgebros to be able to follow without getting lost in the rhythmic patterns). Despite their uniform appearance, sludgebros follow no unified moral or political code other than staunch opposition to their parents’ hopes and dreams.
Look at this fucking sludgebro.
A sludgebro at Pencil Factory didn’t like that I was sitting next to him, so he started grilling me from behind his matted, greying locks and murmuring some whiney bullshit.
by Big Friggin’ Al August 15, 2019
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Sludgebrain

An emotionally-stunted kind of person, the type to exclusively respond to everything with "wholesome", "valid", "oof", "mood", or "poggers" and nothing else, as if his or her brain has rotted into sludge. Sludgebrains are typically only found on the internet, and are extremely rare in the real world. A typical sludgebrain will usually have pronouns in his or her bio and a religious obsession with Animal Crossing or some shit.
Instagram is one of the internet's largest Sludgebrain colonies.
by Some fuckwit somewhere November 28, 2020
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sludgeball

To "sludgeball", is to suck out the cum that is ejaculated into someone's anus, then spat into someone's mouth. Similar to snowballing, but involves the added step of man-juicing the stinkhole. Popular with gays, and swingers. "Sludgeballing" is the act of the sludge ball suck and spit, whereas the "sludge ball" is the sticky cum/shit cocktail itself.
Mike to Steve: Did you see my wife Trudy sludgeball your wife Jemima, after I came hard in Jemima's asshole?
Steve: Yeah but Trudy didn't sludgeball all of it. She held some back and gave Jemima a cum-spit facial with the rest of it. I was deep in Trudy's asshole at the time.
Both guys: Our wives are awesome. *laughter*
by Scrotie McBoogerBallz June 1, 2010
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sledgetagious

condition in which you crave sledge, and sledge related things.
"man i miss ashley sledge."
-"how long has it been since you've talked to her?"
"10 minutes"
-"dang. you're sledgetagious."
by ashleycoolhair June 21, 2007
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sludgehammer

Occurs when the girl lays at the edge of the bed naked while the guy stands above her head (also naked) and quickly drops on her face causing her legs to shoot up paralell; the guy will then quickly grasp her legs pulling directly back causing him to be on bottom on a little thing they call 69.
I gave this girl the best sludgegammer last night, her lakes looked like rubber.

Greg, you shoulda seen me sludgeham this chick last night.
by Back-yard bandit January 13, 2005
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