Slowzing

That state that you reach during a long airplane flight which is somewhere between sleeping and dozing. You wake up thinking you have slept for an hour but only five minutes have passed.

"Gawd that flight back from Asia was long and all I got was slowzing."

by DrPhil October 15, 2009

Slading

when a persons leg is longer than the other (or for any other reason) and while walking, they push who is walking beside them

also it is when a person attempts to sit in a place in between two people that clearly wont accommodate them

"man, back the fuck up, you're slading"

by Captaincanukk April 6, 2009

sloading

When something loads very slowly.

"My computer is sloading! For fuck's sake!

by alfredopunkin July 13, 2013

SlowDingo

He’s literally the best speed runner ever. Don’t ever compare yourself to him EVER

Yo slowdingo can really cshlippy

by NotSlowDingo July 13, 2021

Sloaning

The act of pleasuring oneself in places that are considered to be not acceptable.

Dude did you see that guy sloaning?!?

by L Burr November 22, 2011

Slowking

The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all.

You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?

by Slowking March 30, 2009

Slowing

The opposite of "Fasting" (to starve oneself); when you eat as much as humanly possible in order to gain the size of LM.

John: "I've spent an entire month Slowing!"

by HandFlapper403 May 11, 2011