shövenpucker

Shoving super sour candy balls up the anus.

Shövenpucker gives a rush like drugs and alcohol can’t.

by swanhandler220 November 25, 2017

Sloment

1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.

2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.

As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.

by chasevrocket January 17, 2010

slove

Super-Love. Love so great that the word love cannot accurately describe it.

I slove you.
Superman doesn't love. He sloves.

by gmay13 November 14, 2009

slovenia

SLOVENIA is a country in the south-east part of central Europe and IT'S NOT SLOVAKIA!

SLOVENIA =/= SLOVAKIA

SLOVENIA is not
SLOVAKIA

SLO-VEN-IA is not
SLO-VAK-IA

slo VEN ia
slo VAK ia

understand now? riiiiight.

by proletariat May 18, 2005

Stoven

Uncontrollable heat or high humidity, usually around 95 degrees fahrenheit or higher.

Luis: "We got a baseball game tomorrow right?"
Rob: "Yeah it's going to suck it's suppose to be soooo stoven out."

by Anal Bied July 30, 2011

slovenly

adjective describing one who is a mess; see slob

that one heavy kid is simply slovenly

by big pun March 11, 2003

The Slaven

Convincing or the act of trying to convince the hookup from the night before to perform oral sex the following morning, after she has just finished vomiting.

The Slaven doesn't work well when her breathe smells like cheap vodka and breadsticks and she's still drunk enough to slur her words.

by Mike "God" Ditka September 24, 2007