Sorostitutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. A sorostitute is a classless, self-absorbed female with daddy's plastic. She spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. She usually has hair that's dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. She can often be found in Rainbows, boat shoes, big sunglasses (Channel, but usually a cheap knock off), Northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with Greek letters on them. The majority of what she owns and wears is pink. She probably also suffers from Elle Woods syndrome.
She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.
She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.
She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
by koalaroo February 26, 2008
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I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorostitute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to Long Island.
by Scott September 27, 2003
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A female member of the Greek college system (a Sorority) who "is friendly" with males, especially Fraternity members and pizza deliverers. Usually talks very loudly, wears "revealing" clothing, and is almost always a borderline alcoholic. Sorostitution is prevalent among college freshmen.
"The sorostitute is still on her nightly rounds at the first fraternity on the street; I doubt she will be joining us for dinner tonight, Jebediah."
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