You: But first, lemmie take a slofie!
Me: Stop trying to make slofie happen! It isn't going to happen!
Me: Stop trying to make slofie happen! It isn't going to happen!
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I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."
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Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.
I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."
(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)
Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.
"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"
Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.
Sloft hearted and hardheaded.
Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.
Sloft hearted and hardheaded.
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