Slofie

Like a selfie but a video of yourself in slow motion. Groan-inducing. The worst new word of 2019.

You: But first, lemmie take a slofie!

Me: Stop trying to make slofie happen! It isn't going to happen!

by DLthings September 10, 2019

slofty

Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.

I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."

(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)

Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.

"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"

Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.

Sloft hearted and hardheaded.

by The slofty Miss O. July 28, 2011

Sloffy Tart

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

by Toothpaste Salad April 22, 2009

sloff

To remove slowly.

I have 3 months to sloff my jackass boyfriend before the new year.

by tepic August 1, 2014

slofie

a dumbass word Apple is trying to trademark and only hillary clinton would use that sounds like some oral sex innuendo used in the bible belt
(slow motion selfie)

here's a slofie of me puking up my avocado on toast

by decffs September 19, 2019

sloffin

when you're so high you feel like you are a sloth and dolphin combination.

Dude I smoked like 3 bowls and I was totally sloffin

by chunkdurty September 8, 2012

Sloffelness

So disgusting a bum wouldn't even take a shit there.

Jesus H what kind of shit hole do you live in. Clean this up, I'm not gonna tolerate this sloffelness.

by Cockamamie July 5, 2017