slizzared

slizzared is the new schwasted. you are sloppy, drunk, high, and fucked up. you may potentially be on drugs. but...everyones coo wit it.

erin: let's get slizzared.
allie: im so slizzared
mikayla: like a G6

by mikeral September 9, 2010

slizzard

A state of high intoxication from alcohol.

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I’m feelin' so fly like a G6

- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"

by FMTeam August 2, 2010

shizzam

An expression used when doing or having done something extraordinary. Equivalent to ta-da! or voila!

Shizzam! Your gold watch is now in my pocket.

by robojesus March 21, 2003

slizzard

a very slutty lizzard

that animal is a slizzard

by casley July 1, 2008

slizzard

A combination between a snake and a lizard that is only able to live off beer and occasionally Jack Daniels .

GET THAT SLIZZARD OFF MY LAWN BEFORE IT DRINKS ALL MY BEER!

by getthatslizzardoffmylawn October 12, 2010

slizzard blizzard

A party in which everyone is completely wasted or so high its a blur. A blizzard of drunkenness.

Dude, that party was just not happenin' until i walked in with the bottles of Skyy and started a slizzard blizzard.

by sexyshe September 15, 2010

slizzard

So drunk that you really do think you are a lizzard

Jordan: Hey Mike what wrong with you?
Mike: *HHHIIIISSSSSSS
Drew: Damn he's really slizzard

by Christian Beast September 30, 2010