Slimey Crouch

When you order a drink at the bar, and as the bartender is fixing it you masturbate on the bar

Man that bar was so bad I left them with a slimey crouch as a tip

by Savage McSavageson February 9, 2019

slimey pirate

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003

Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman )

The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.

Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodspider January 6, 2012

slimey snake.

when a certain individual is very secretive about what girls he is talking too. A common attribute of being a slimey snake includes 1. Not telling your best mates anything. 2. Hiding your texts from your friends. 3. being really sneaky and slimey. 4. sneaking of when your supposed to be out with your "so called friends"

1. whilst playing a game of fifa deliberately stopping the game to be a slimey snake.

2. Cutting short a night with your mates to slime off. aka being a "slimey snake"

by mr.shore June 19, 2011

SLIMEY SLUT

When you are pissed off at a biiiattch instead of calling her a bitch like the normal person does...you call her a slimey slut cuz she a bitch who likes to fuck...

I don't give a fuck about you. You are nothing but a slimey slut.

by cj69er August 17, 2012

slimey bass

When you coat your erect penis in seaweed and stick it in a girls vagina then it gives a more exfoliating pleasure

Justin Bieber just gave me a slimey bass last night

by Tyler_spees February 21, 2018

Slimey lemon

The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss

My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd

by Dirty kid bill July 16, 2022