Slabon

A buster, doofus, idiot, slabonz.

(Plural) Slabonz

Ted: did you see that interception last night
Zach: yeah, our QB is a slabon.

by cap2071 February 28, 2020

Slambone

(1) To describe hardcore sex that can be defined as sick nasty, nailed to the wall, or railing of the opposite sex

(2) To describe someone of the opposite sex as extremely hot or doable.

(3) To describe an extremely satisfying action or situation.

Most preferably used as: Slambonein

Other uses:

(1) Slambone

(2) Slamboned

(3) Slamboneing

(4) Slamtastic

Example sentences:

(1) Damn that girl was slambonein!

(2) Damn, last night was a sick nasty, nailed to the wall, slambonein night!

(3) I was slambonein that girl last night!

by Rav8es July 14, 2009

slabon

Opposite of a hard on; a slab of flacid cock.

Also used to describe someone with mongoloid-like features, and being an absolute melt in general.

Friend: Look at that kid monging out, why is he dribbling?
Me: Because he's a fucking slabon

by BiG_Ev January 23, 2017

slawbunnies

it means to "SLAWNBUNNY NUTS"

have you heard of slawbunnies

by Uwu slayer May 21, 2021

slagbonce

An old slapper who's showing signs of wear and tare.

"I'm getting a lot of unwanted attention on dating sites from slagbonces".

by chimp65 July 4, 2011

sawbones

The quack. The croaker. The doc.

I had to go to the sawbones and get my toe splinted.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Slawbunny

Slawbundeeznutz MF

“bro dis bitch jus hmu talkin bout, “ima slawbunny”, you kno what dat means ?”

yeah, slawbundeeznutz bitch boi”

by suckmashit June 24, 2021