Slatington

A small Pennsylvania town with the general populace consisting of fat, toothless retards. Child molestors, preteen whores, and skinny cokeheads also frequent this town. Someone may as well just bomb the place. The town's air is laden with the distinct acrid mix of body odor and raw fecal matter.

I drove through Slatington and an old crazy legless lady hopped in front of my car. I hit her out of pity.

Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington.

We all starting hurling as soon as we smelled the trademark Slatington stench.

by flapjack bob August 30, 2005

Slatington

A small rural town in East Central Pennsylvania. This town is well-known for its 300 pound toothless women wnadering the streets. There are also an abundance of 14 year-old's dressing as prostitutes. The one piece of art in the city is a statue of some pervert fireman holding a baby.

I am a child molester so I went to Slatington.

I have a fat woman fetish so I went to get me some action in Slatington.

by death2qwerty January 24, 2005

slothington

(Sloh-theeng-tuhn) A sloth that is very fancy.

Slothington eats crumpets and drinks tea with his (pinkie?) up.

-Alternative- Slothington will pop a cap in anyone's head that gets in the way of what he wants.

by Tooslohforu June 5, 2017

tc stachington

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.

(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."

by classikjane March 9, 2015

Slamington

V. to displease another, possibly in relation to a lamington.

N. statement of displeasure.

This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne

"I dropped my lamington, slamington!"

by James November 15, 2003

Slatington

A town that has a large central that doesnt breathe. Have been trying to get what the word "bounce" means since the early 1900's. Through years have coxed their jolly neighboring town and fought with them over school money, forcing the best of the folk's kids to freeze and walk past an opened crazy assylum on a main road after school and then not walk with side walks while strange drivers pull up to them and ask them if they want a ride. This was due from them shoving money up their ass so they can make a bike track to let their fat asses take off and fly. They don't like the look of student safely walking home, instead they try to make tramp trains along with very ill and adle fingers.

Well I might not feel, so maybe I better take a good long trip down a fingered up fitness trail in Slatington

by europopian April 22, 2009

General Box Smashington

1) A proper noun referring to the fictional character which lives inside each and every one of us men. This persona is responsible for our obnoxious and over the top sex drive. This component of one's personality is found in the tip of the penis, guiding a man's thoughts and actions toward a sweet slice of pussy pie. Men will often ignore the importance of everything but the tiny fuckhole attached to the female they lust.

2) A verb used with much versatility. Its meaning is to dominate anything in any way or form. If a male takes control of a situation and ensures the outcome is his desire. Meanings can be sexual or non-sexual.

1) General Box Smashington is ordering Greg to smash the delicious box of that dirty little sex puppet with dick eyes staring at him from across the room.

2) James went Box Smashington on that calculus exam. He got 96%.

by carsyF February 7, 2010