Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry

Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019

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Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob

“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick”

by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019

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Tallapoosa Slapstick

When you bang a chick with a fake leg (doggie style), You put a hockey puck in her mouth, rip off her fake leg, and proceed to hit her in the back of the head with it right as you "finish".

"I'm gonna Tallapoosa Slapstick the shit outa that crippled chick!"

by The Mayor of Tallapoosa February 2, 2013

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Slapstick Model

A Slapstick Model are actors or performers in some form of media e.g. television, theater etc, who only get involved with slapstick violence in the show or event.

Person A - "Are you seeing the show tonight, bro?"
Person B - "Yeah totally. I heard that Frank is the Slapstick Model! It will be hilarious."

by Nobski June 1, 2015

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slapstick mcconaughey

a no-name person, usually used in a derogative way; someone who tries to be bigger than they are, but comes across as stupid.

A naked man runs by screaming, "Freedom!"

Tim: (choking on a milkshake) Woah! Who the hell was that?
Adam: I don't know, some slapstick mcconaughey...
Tim: What?

by Jerk McGuirk July 16, 2008

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Slapstick Creampie

The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.

After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.

She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.

by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023

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