A man who wanders gyms nationwide and looks completely ridiculous. He has biceps that are just ridiculously disproportional to the rest of his body, which causes him to not be able to fully extend or lower his arms. A slam pig has little to no social skills, and communicates only through grunts and glares. Occasionally, the slam pig will wander out of the gym until he realizes that he is unacceptable in society, and must rely on the gym for shelter.
Mr. Man is always at the gym when I am there...he grunts at the gym folk and he looks RIDICULOUS...he appears to be gentle but you never know...you never know with a slam pig...
by Deez Nuts 722 April 15, 2008
by Rbnuggs May 15, 2009
by L.M. February 11, 2005
slam-pig noun
A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually characterized by her finding great pleasure in being fucked roughly or ‘slammed’. The reference to the word ‘pig’ in this term is often mistaken as meaning that the woman is overweight, but it actually refers to the glutinous nature in which she engages in sex and often hints at her eagerness to swallow seminal fluid.
A woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually characterized by her finding great pleasure in being fucked roughly or ‘slammed’. The reference to the word ‘pig’ in this term is often mistaken as meaning that the woman is overweight, but it actually refers to the glutinous nature in which she engages in sex and often hints at her eagerness to swallow seminal fluid.
"Hey, can you move your bed away from the wall the next time Evie comes over? The wall was shaking so hard I though my bookshelf would fall over."
"Sorry about that. I tried to slow things down, but she's a real slam pig."
"Sorry about that. I tried to slow things down, but she's a real slam pig."
by Don Alphonse January 16, 2014
An unplesent looking girl who gets consistantly railed and takes pleasure in that fact. The more penis' taken, the more satisfied this species becomes. Between a Slam Pigs legs is an excelent place to find a plethora of STD's.
"There goes Johanna with another shady looking guy."
"Yeah she needs to meet her quota of 5 guys per night."
"What a nasty Slam Pig"
"It's not her fault it's in every Slam Pigs genes"
"Yeah she needs to meet her quota of 5 guys per night."
"What a nasty Slam Pig"
"It's not her fault it's in every Slam Pigs genes"
by Jdizz019 September 17, 2008
A highly unattractive or repulsive female who you would only have sex with if highly intoxicated or high off a particular drug.
Tim was so drunk last night he they had sex with the fattest slam-pig at the party.
Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.
Tom drank so many cosmopolitans that he began sucking face with the 400 pound slam-pig at the bar.
by Mark December 10, 2004
by J.P April 05, 2004