tom slagmore

Everyone has the ability to be Tom Slagmore, but not everyone IS Tom Slagmore. An alter ego for those who know what's up.

"Who was that guy?"
"That guy? That, my friend, is Tom Slagmore."

by Tom Slagmore May 31, 2017

slagmuffin

A slag, sket, slut, whore, hooker, dirty bitch i.e. Has the name SALLY, that has a dirty, moudly beyond grotesue muffin.

slagmuffin Sally

by LBG6661902 June 24, 2009

seagum

A bum with yellow teeth who thinks their a hardass.

Lol, yesterday that Seagum aaron tried to hit my cig.

by Nwood July 4, 2007

Slagumberry

When one has anal intercourse and retracts ones male penis and finds a droplet of liquid poo on the end of the helmet. Then waits for it to dry and is left with a crusty brown circle on the end of the bellend.

I totally fucked your mum yesturday and got a Slagumberry

by Daisy Mslagumberry January 16, 2009

Slagmagnet

A guy who attracts slags.....slags being the operative word for She'll Lay Any Guy !!

OH MY GOD, did he just kiss that slag? He's such a slagmagnet!

by M coates February 2, 2008

slagulite

an overweight bike/slag

a person who will sleep with any man she can get

'have you heard about grace and sean in the garage?'
'no, let me guess, she shagd im?'
'she is so desperate, and fat'
'she's a slagulite!'

by pantwan February 11, 2008

slagamuffin

An older woman with dreadlocks who continues to attend festivals regularly, whoring herself out to younger men in a deluded attempt to cling tightly to her long-departed youth

"Shit! Is that woman kissing her son?!"

"Nah, she's just a proper slagamuffin. I think her son is stealing beer from that tent over there."

by Wictor Binzi September 26, 2012