slackware

The best, fastest, simplest, oldest, most secure, and most UNIX-like distribution of Linux.

I use Slackware on my box. Better dead than Red(Hat)

by RucasRiot February 17, 2004

slacktastic

The act of slacking constantly. Being very lazy.

Adam: Dan did you do the english homework?
Dan: Hell no!
Adam: Slacktastic!

by Brian Williams March 4, 2004

slacksadaisical

–adjective

1. without interest, vigor, or determination for wearing pants; listless; lethargic: a slacksadaisical attempt.

2. lazy; pants-less: a slacksadaisical fellow.

1. Shaggy didn't put on pants before we came over, I guess he was feeling a little slacksadaisical.

2. Shaggy slacksadaisically forgot to put on pants before work.

by The Real Shaggy Wilcox June 29, 2011

Smacktard

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.

MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard

by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

slackstracted

When you are not paying attention in a work meeting because you're distracted by Slack messages you've received, are reading, or responding to.

"Can we double-click on what you just said because I was Slackstracted and didn't hear?"

by webproductowner October 4, 2021

Slackturbating

When one should be doing work, but masturbates instead

Synonym to Procrastibating

Andrew: Shouldn't Ansell be studying for his Biochemistry exam?

Darrin: Yea, but he hasn't stopped slackturbating since he discovered Adam's Crying Panda videos online

by Blackaliciousx March 14, 2011

Wish Upon A Blackstar

A celldweller album about some unstoppable figures granting death-wishes that were made upon a blackstar.

Dude 1: Dude, get the new Black Veil Brides album!
Dude 2: Nah, man. I'm listening to Celldweller's Wish Upon A Blackstar

by pkmtrainerdaniel October 29, 2013