Skyrim (n)
The fifth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360/PS3 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.
Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality. Loss of Girlfriend.
The fifth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360/PS3 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.
Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality. Loss of Girlfriend.
Guy: I hear the end of the world will be in 2012.
Me: At least I get a year to play Skyrim.
Guy: It's also supposed to end on October 21st.
Me: Then I'll die playing Skyrim.
I used to have a girlfriend. Then I found out Skyrim was coming out.
Me: At least I get a year to play Skyrim.
Guy: It's also supposed to end on October 21st.
Me: Then I'll die playing Skyrim.
I used to have a girlfriend. Then I found out Skyrim was coming out.
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I have seen the gates of 2011, beyond which no waking eye may see... behold, in November, a GOTY sweeps the land...
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*buys Skyrim*
*deletes facebook, destroys phone, burns picture of friends and girlfriend, orders 500 pizzas ans 500 gallons of coke, locks door, and puts rifle in reaching distance*
*turns on XBox 360*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
*deletes facebook, destroys phone, burns picture of friends and girlfriend, orders 500 pizzas ans 500 gallons of coke, locks door, and puts rifle in reaching distance*
*turns on XBox 360*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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