Like an Alaskan Spear thrower, but in reverse. The act of a women jumping off of a piece of furniture onto a mans penis. Even if aimed perfectly will still cause extreme pain to both.
John: " Dude, what happened to you?!"
Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"
John: " Hehe, sucks for you."
Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"
John: " Hehe, sucks for you."
by harmonyhills October 7, 2008
Get the Alaskan Skydiver mug.When a man spider crawls up a narrow hallway naked, while holding himself suspended with hands and feet pressed to each wall he awaits his unsuspecting victim. When said victim arrives and is directly underhead he drops with the ultimate goal of landing his genitals directly on their face.
"The other day Patrick called me from the back room, and when I went to go see what he wanted he got me with an Alabama Skydive."
by Farleywasgod January 21, 2010
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A famous youtuber who playes with with other famous youtuber on minecraft
Never says the word "gold", he calls is butter or budder.skydoesminecraft hates squids because they interrup his video and spamms the word " hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey" and so on. Skydoesminecraft calls his subscribers recruits.
Sky army:skydoesminecraft's MASIVE group of subscribers who help drive off the squids and protect sky army and mainly calls and spells butter"budder".
Skydoesminecraft's main enemy is the squid. Squids seems harmless but is a threat to sky army and skydoesminecraft.
Budder: what sky army cals gold. Most of the time when they say gold they spell it like this :g*** like if it was a swear word. Said to be stronger the diamond. Budder is the building blocks of sky army and helps defeat the squid army
Never says the word "gold", he calls is butter or budder.skydoesminecraft hates squids because they interrup his video and spamms the word " hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey" and so on. Skydoesminecraft calls his subscribers recruits.
Sky army:skydoesminecraft's MASIVE group of subscribers who help drive off the squids and protect sky army and mainly calls and spells butter"budder".
Skydoesminecraft's main enemy is the squid. Squids seems harmless but is a threat to sky army and skydoesminecraft.
Budder: what sky army cals gold. Most of the time when they say gold they spell it like this :g*** like if it was a swear word. Said to be stronger the diamond. Budder is the building blocks of sky army and helps defeat the squid army
Skydoesminecraft:*doing mod review in minecraft*
Squid:hey
Skydoesminecraft:*inturrupted* WHAT?
Squid:you're a douche.
Skydoesminecraft:....*ignores and continues with mod review*
Squid:hey
Skydoesminecraft:FOR FAUQ SAKE WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WAS IN GHE MIDLE OF A MOD REVIEW!
Squid :your a douche!
Skydoesminecraft:*rage face* *takes out budder sword and then staby stab stab.*
Squid:hey
Skydoesminecraft:*inturrupted* WHAT?
Squid:you're a douche.
Skydoesminecraft:....*ignores and continues with mod review*
Squid:hey
Skydoesminecraft:FOR FAUQ SAKE WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WAS IN GHE MIDLE OF A MOD REVIEW!
Squid :your a douche!
Skydoesminecraft:*rage face* *takes out budder sword and then staby stab stab.*
by niftyflores July 31, 2013
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Skydoesomething is also extremely short. They are around the same height as Frodo Baggings.
Skydoesomething is also extremely short. They are around the same height as Frodo Baggings.
by Skyimetät May 31, 2021
Get the skydoesomething mug.When an Asian Skydiver is performed, on of the participants sits with their ass just off the edge of a top bunkbead while the other participant lies on their back facing upwards with their head just a little off the bottom bunk. The participant on the top bunk will usually squeeze out a shit on to the other persons face. The velocity of the poo is where the "Asian Skydiver" gets its name. This can also be called the "Kamikaze".
Tom and Gina decided to pull an Asian Skydiver on each other taking turns. The poo hit Gina in the face so hard that she broke her nose. To get Tom back, she decided to diarrhea on him from the top bunk so it would get in his eyes, even if they were closed.
by The KIID March 4, 2009
Get the Asian Skydiver mug.When you take a flying leap onto a girl laying a bed after eating tacos with the intention of achieving high-velocity penetration. This is done while a panel of judges wearing sombreros onlooks and scores the jumper on a 10-point scale.
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, we went to taco bell then I pulled a Mexican Skydiver"
Guy 2: "I could go for some Taco bell right now"
Guy 2: "I could go for some Taco bell right now"
by Joe the Pro February 22, 2010
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