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Skydiver's Method

A person using the Skydiver's Method is someone who is nervous about doing something but just decides to goes for it.
Kind of like someone who is going skydiving who is nervous but forces him/herself to jump anyway.
I didn't know whether or not I should ask the girl out, but I just used the Skydiver's Method and went for it.
by Sometimesiponderthewalrus February 25, 2011
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Alaskan Skydiver

Like an Alaskan Spear thrower, but in reverse. The act of a women jumping off of a piece of furniture onto a mans penis. Even if aimed perfectly will still cause extreme pain to both.
John: " Dude, what happened to you?!"

Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"

John: " Hehe, sucks for you."
by harmonyhills October 7, 2008
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Asian Skydiver

When an Asian Skydiver is performed, on of the participants sits with their ass just off the edge of a top bunkbead while the other participant lies on their back facing upwards with their head just a little off the bottom bunk. The participant on the top bunk will usually squeeze out a shit on to the other persons face. The velocity of the poo is where the "Asian Skydiver" gets its name. This can also be called the "Kamikaze".
Tom and Gina decided to pull an Asian Skydiver on each other taking turns. The poo hit Gina in the face so hard that she broke her nose. To get Tom back, she decided to diarrhea on him from the top bunk so it would get in his eyes, even if they were closed.
by The KIID March 4, 2009
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Mexican Skydiver

When you take a flying leap onto a girl laying a bed after eating tacos with the intention of achieving high-velocity penetration. This is done while a panel of judges wearing sombreros onlooks and scores the jumper on a 10-point scale.
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, we went to taco bell then I pulled a Mexican Skydiver"
Guy 2: "I could go for some Taco bell right now"
by Joe the Pro February 22, 2010
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Alaskin Skydiver

The sexual act of love making in a specific way
(The object is to leap off the bed and land on top of your woman,with your erection scoring it right in too her vagina, without any bendage.) Hey bob what happened to u last night, oh man jimmy, Jessica and i had a crazy night last night. what happened bob. well you see we tried the Alaskin Skydiver lastnight and my calculations were a little off so i took work of today to recover. im in a lot of pain. Damn bob i wish i had a woman to do the alaskin skydiver u luck dog you.
by lickismacrackis March 27, 2010
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polish skydiver

A person of african origin who trades in 2nd hand socks
That polish skydiver has stolen my socks!
by TedTurd August 29, 2008
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Dorito skydiver

“U a dorito skydiver stfu
by Ben Dover mf May 9, 2021
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