Look at all my skundinis.
Let me count these skundos for you, one skunnit, two skunnit, three skunnit.
Let me count these skundos for you, one skunnit, two skunnit, three skunnit.
by Ike & Mike November 9, 2017
Get the Skundini mug.-noun, plural Skurbies
-verb, to Skurb or Skurbin’ (vernacular)
-academia, Skurbenomics, the study of the Skurb’s behavior, habitat, interests, and other miscellaneous elements of Skurbery
Definition:
Non-essential corporate contributor. The Skurb occupies a negligible, dispensable position in a corporate office. These positions include, but are not limited to, Marketing Coordinator, Communications coordinator, Para-legal, Intern, Junior Analyst, etc. Skurbs are shifty characters, by nature and may be irrationally fearful or suspicious. When they are not making copies, arranging meetings, entering data, or acting as de facto stenographer at meetings, the Skurb shirks in his cubicle. (see: v., to shirk) Generally, Skurbs avoid eye contact. Skurbs are usually 1 – 3 years out of college. A Skurb works in a cubicle, often shared with other Skurbs of equal or lesser stature.
-verb, to Skurb or Skurbin’ (vernacular)
-academia, Skurbenomics, the study of the Skurb’s behavior, habitat, interests, and other miscellaneous elements of Skurbery
Definition:
Non-essential corporate contributor. The Skurb occupies a negligible, dispensable position in a corporate office. These positions include, but are not limited to, Marketing Coordinator, Communications coordinator, Para-legal, Intern, Junior Analyst, etc. Skurbs are shifty characters, by nature and may be irrationally fearful or suspicious. When they are not making copies, arranging meetings, entering data, or acting as de facto stenographer at meetings, the Skurb shirks in his cubicle. (see: v., to shirk) Generally, Skurbs avoid eye contact. Skurbs are usually 1 – 3 years out of college. A Skurb works in a cubicle, often shared with other Skurbs of equal or lesser stature.
“Did you hear that Skurb from HR got canned?”
No honor among Skurbs.
I enter data, therefore I Skurb.
Skurb Life
No honor among Skurbs.
I enter data, therefore I Skurb.
Skurb Life
by Ph. Crump March 17, 2008
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Abby really rocked those skords tonight, looking sexy while staying warm in that Iowa winter weather.
by Blabs1987 November 27, 2010
Get the skords mug.An amazing series of books written by Derek Landy. It follows the adventures of a skeleton sorcerer/detective (Skulduggery Pleasant) and his partner-in-crime Valkyrie Cain. They go around saving the world and such likes with other characters such as Tanith Low, Ghastly Bespoke, Fletcher Renn, Erskine Ravel and much more. In my opinion, the books are absolutely fantastic - witty, clever, surprising you at every turn, full of shocks and surprises. If you haven't read them yet, give them a go - you won't regret it.
Valkyrie allowed herself a moment, then went back to the door. There were squad cars all over the place, Guards milling around the street and barking orders into walkie-talkies. The poor guy she'd kneed in the groin stood hunched over by an ambulance, and the cop Margaret had struck stood nearby, glowering.
The Bentley pulled up, and she waited until the cops had stopped admiring it before stepping out and running over. She jumped in.
Skulduggery looked at her, then looked at all the cops. ''Your doing?'' he asked. She nodded, and he sighed as they pulled away.
''OK then, who tried to kill you this time?''
Person 1: ''Have you read the new Skulduggery Pleasant book, Kingdom of the Wicked?''
Person 2: ''I'm nearly finished. It's so good, isn't it?''
Person 1: ''Absolutely!''
The Bentley pulled up, and she waited until the cops had stopped admiring it before stepping out and running over. She jumped in.
Skulduggery looked at her, then looked at all the cops. ''Your doing?'' he asked. She nodded, and he sighed as they pulled away.
''OK then, who tried to kill you this time?''
Person 1: ''Have you read the new Skulduggery Pleasant book, Kingdom of the Wicked?''
Person 2: ''I'm nearly finished. It's so good, isn't it?''
Person 1: ''Absolutely!''
by Odd Girl Out September 17, 2012
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Used in a song by lil durk. " skudda, i be ballin hard like im kobe, all these bitches acting like they kno me."
by 15Hunna June 16, 2014
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1) (n): Acts of needless mischief and tom-foolery.
2) (adj.) used to describe a rediculous comment, situation or statement
NOTE: skuldashery may only be stated when using a fake english accent and while holding an imaginary monocle to one's right eye.
1) (n): Acts of needless mischief and tom-foolery.
2) (adj.) used to describe a rediculous comment, situation or statement
NOTE: skuldashery may only be stated when using a fake english accent and while holding an imaginary monocle to one's right eye.
SKEW: "I do say, kind sir, that these shennanigans have gone on quite long enough."
DAN: *holds up imaginary monocle and uses accent*
"Tis' indeed skuldashery, my good man."
SKEW: "Mmm...yes...quite"
DAN: *holds up imaginary monocle and uses accent*
"Tis' indeed skuldashery, my good man."
SKEW: "Mmm...yes...quite"
by BROSKEW June 5, 2009
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