skjoldal

God of the Logia Socio CLan. A.k.a the "Skjodge" the "Skjodgey Boi" He uses Seinfeld as gospel.

A Pleb: Aye, you see the Skjodge anywhere?
Me: Yeah, he's right behind you.
Skjoldal: Omae wa mou shindeiru.

by Le Biggest Boi February 2, 2018

Skjskksj

When someone is laughing at something hilarious but they don't want to say LOL so they type this

omg that joke was SO hilarious! Skjskksj

by I don't anything I just gave u April 10, 2019

Skjalm

Skjalm (Homo sapiens, lateinisch für „verstehender, verständiger“) ist nach der biologischen Systematik eine Art der Gattung Homo aus der Familie der Menschenaffen, die zur Ordnung der Primaten und damit zu den höheren Säugetieren gehört. In Unterschied seiner Artgenossen kann er auch zu der Zweiggattung des Homo big dickerus zugeordnet werden. Zudem ist er mit einer äußerst prägnant ausgebildeteten Leber (lateinisch iecur, griechisch Hepar, altgriechisch ἧπαρ hḗpar) ausgerüstet und somit für den Kampf um das letzte Hefebräu gegenüber anderer Artgenossen gewappnet.

...: OMG! How can a guy be so cool and trinkfest the same time?
...: He must be a Skjalm!

by xX_Tobert_Xx February 21, 2023

skjera

Norwegian (Oslo) slang for what's up

Skjera?

by nugsbuz October 18, 2010

skjegron

He's not just a cutie, he's a hammer that we use to destroy our enemies

Damn that was a skjegron moment

You just got skjegroned

by skjegron lover April 25, 2020

Skjold

A small place near Haugesund, on the west coast of Norway

I live in Skjold
Skjold is a beatiful place!

by Helge Børresen April 9, 2005

Skja

Skja is the definition of the action of pushing a spoon up someone’s ass.

Grab a spoon and shove it up someone's ass with extreme force and yell SKJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

by Faktiskinte February 24, 2011