1. the act of skirkification.
2. to explode (usually a living entity) characterized by a very gruesome and gory column of guts and remains.
3. to totally liquify (normally a human being) due to a tremendous amount of explosive force, either internally or externally. Common causes include panzerfaust, falling from a great altitude, dynamite, or airsrtike.
4. to explode in the game Return to Castle Wolfenstein.
root words: skirky
2. to explode (usually a living entity) characterized by a very gruesome and gory column of guts and remains.
3. to totally liquify (normally a human being) due to a tremendous amount of explosive force, either internally or externally. Common causes include panzerfaust, falling from a great altitude, dynamite, or airsrtike.
4. to explode in the game Return to Castle Wolfenstein.
root words: skirky
Squedge: "I'm a lieutenant."
Doc: "I'm a medic."
Squedge: "There's no way to get out of our base, you step outside and you instantly skirkify!"
Doc: "Wanna try the tunnels?"
Doc: "I'm a medic."
Squedge: "There's no way to get out of our base, you step outside and you instantly skirkify!"
Doc: "Wanna try the tunnels?"
by core5doc December 11, 2008
Get the skirkify mug.The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.
Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"
Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"
Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"
by Kwatter June 24, 2014
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To avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one's needs. Less euphemistically: to jack off at work.
I was feeling really stressed at work today, so I locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol' shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. Totally killed the presentation!
by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012
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Get the skinkerytter mug.Skinka is an icelandic term describing a certain group of girls.
It is a negative word, and one should not be proud to be called a "skinka". But some of these girls are and aim to become one.
Skinka is kinda like a less extreme case of a fjortis and refers only to girls.
Skinka means ham in english and icelanders use that term because the skin of a pearson that has gone to many times to a sun salon is all wrinkled like a ham.
A "skinka" is a girl that is super tanned, with bleached hair and dresses like a skank, showing as much of her boobs and thighs as possible. But that is a bad case.
Skinka is more commonly used when referring to a girl that has too much make up on, like a drag queen, and dresses like she's going to a club in miami when the temperature calls for much warmer clothes.
It is a negative word, and one should not be proud to be called a "skinka". But some of these girls are and aim to become one.
Skinka is kinda like a less extreme case of a fjortis and refers only to girls.
Skinka means ham in english and icelanders use that term because the skin of a pearson that has gone to many times to a sun salon is all wrinkled like a ham.
A "skinka" is a girl that is super tanned, with bleached hair and dresses like a skank, showing as much of her boobs and thighs as possible. But that is a bad case.
Skinka is more commonly used when referring to a girl that has too much make up on, like a drag queen, and dresses like she's going to a club in miami when the temperature calls for much warmer clothes.
He only thinks she's hot because he has a thing for skinka's
icelandic: Honum finnst hún bara heit útaf hann fýlar skinkur.
You are such a skinka
ice: Þú ert svo mikil skinka
icelandic: Honum finnst hún bara heit útaf hann fýlar skinkur.
You are such a skinka
ice: Þú ert svo mikil skinka
by Edduz January 12, 2010
Get the Skinka mug.A condition in which symptoms become present when a male's desire for skiing become physically overwhelming.
When the skiier reached full skirection he carved his way onto fresh virgin powder.
-Dude did you see Bode Miller's new vid?
-Ya man, that shit gave me an enormous skirection
-Dude did you see Bode Miller's new vid?
-Ya man, that shit gave me an enormous skirection
by Claf603 October 22, 2011
Get the Skirection mug.Traditionally when some not only gets out work but then lays it on you - a good old flim-flam man. It now extends to any masterof the jiggery pokery, who shirks work and then does a runner leaving you to pick up the pieces.
They are sharp tools.
They are sharp tools.
Ross: Hey Sharman, don't you need to finish the GAS brief?
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!
Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!
Sharman: I'm being transferred man, you'll have to take it all over, now I'm off to lunch!
Ross: You are the Monarch of Shirker Bandits!
Wicky, that small pirate, managed to get out of that markets work and now I need to finish it! What a Shirker Bandit!
by The Merz May 4, 2010
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