Skintervention

The act of influencing another person's skincare regime.

Sarah's friends had an impromptu skintervention after they realized she was using a moisturizer with only SPF 8.

by stoton July 6, 2009

skinters

totally broke.

"Are you coming out for a few drinks?"
"Nah, I'm totally skinters, maybe next week."

by ksjdgufyf December 29, 2009

Sinternet

A word that repressed and extremely religious people use to refer to what you're seeing right now.

She must be stoned to death, for she hath sought out and witnessed the Sinternet for her own unclean means!

by Zoboomafoobar May 21, 2013

skinternet

Agree also with Gregg (thumb up).
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.

Thought for the day guys and girls - what if the guy who invented the internet (good ol' boy) patented it or whatever and charged us sorry arsed buggers for a crack at this newfangled wonderful invention every time we clicked on a link, say 0.001 penny a time. Well he would be so fucking rich that even Bill Gates would look poor by comparison and the rest of the prolateriat would be ultimately forced to use the skinternet.

by swineyvee October 19, 2006

shinternet

The word Shinternet is quite simply a cross between the words Shit and Internet. Let's face it, apart from being a gateway to porn, the Internet is boring as fuck, which is why it is Shit. End of story.

http://www.pineridge1.demon.co.uk/ - this is a prime example of the absolute shite that the Shinternet is full of.

by Lee The King December 9, 2008

spinternet

Using the internet as a vehicle for spin and diversion to counteract blog and other user communication, particularly by totalitarian governments.

The political prisoner suicided in custody by shooting himself 4 times in the head, but the spinternet astroturf explained that it was probably just that the other prisoners didn't like him, so I didn't worry and watched porn instead.

by Church Wolf September 22, 2009

skintervention

similar to an intervention, when your bitch is choking or squatting on another mans penis and you fail to realize or believe this heinous act. this causes your friends to put together a skintervention.

Listen to this, his baby's momma is shoveling other dudes sticks into herself any way possible with no shame. He doesn't even know what's going on. You wanna throw together a skintervention for him.

by yoursFITS February 14, 2014