2 skinnee j's

A band where all of the members are named Larry. They split up due to the erectile dysfunction of one of the members. Larry Jambowitski was the lead guitarist afflicted with the problem. His wedding vegetables became caught in the oven door while trying to feed his dog. The lead vocalist, Larry Vehemently, was arrested for stealing little boys underwear. He spent 11 days in jail. The lead bassist was Larry Appleton. He was murdered by Balki Bartokomous. The drummer, Lance Elott, often referred to as Elephant Tusk was sold into the Peruvian Slut trade.

Lenny : Look at that bag of doughnuts...
Marc: Where are my onion bags?
Lenny: Didn't they sing for Onionbox and the Crotchmonsters?
Anton: Nope...2 skinnee j's

by Cabbagelou July 23, 2009

2 skinnee j's

The most talented rap band ever delivered to this Earth by God. The ones who speak for those who have not yet found their voice.

"This songs goes out to those with coke bottle glasses, all you lonely kids who were the last pick in gym classes. We got your back - detract your malefactors. All you up in the back, UNITE LIKE THUNDERCATS!" Preach on brothas!

by BIG E June 12, 2003

2 skinnee j's

most badassenist band ever

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

2 skinnee j's

A kickass band

Get on your feet! Naptime is over! With the quickness, can I get a witness like Jehovah? AMEN!

by Evilsodaman June 18, 2004

Jeff Skinner jackpot

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

pickle skinner

A rat bastard railroad electrician who sucks the foreman's dick to keep his job.

Where's Larry? That pickle skinner is in the office ratting on people.

by Meatneck December 25, 2020

T-Skinner

1) Person who wears a skin tight T-Shirt, usually cocky and/or overweight.

2) Wearing a T-Shirt from your childhood

Nick: Isn't that the shirt you wore in 7th grade?
Stinkbutt Williams: Yeah, but it makes me look jacked.
Nick: Change it up man, you're acting like a T-Skinner.

by StinkButtWilliams November 30, 2013