Skanking

1) Get off your seat
2) Move your boots to the beat
3) Throw your knees in the air
4) Like you dont care

skanking by numbers is the only way to dance

by WaltJabsco January 21, 2009

job-skanking

1) To pursue multiple job applications and offers, usually all at the same time.

2) To be employed in a series of different jobs in quick succession, usually only staying for a short time at each of them.

Often engaged in by persons employed in McJobs.

Graeme is desperate for cash so he has to go job-skanking to pay the rent

by Daniel June 1, 2004

Stalkering

The process of using stalker-like tactics to figure out the mental or emotional state of another person in lieu of just asking them.

The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.

Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.

Bob: "I wanted to see if Megan was over her ex, so I logged into her Verizon account to check out how often they still text each other."

Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"

Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"

by Nacho Rodriguez November 20, 2011

skankerific

Terificaly Skankified - From Two Pints Of Lager (British Comedy)

He's Skankerific, his breaths horrific he looks funny in the light

by Technopagan August 30, 2005

Skankwrangling

Skankwrangling comes in to play when a gathering of people contains an unacceptable dude to chick ratio. (Anything over 1:1 should be considered unacceptable.) When the unacceptable ratio is realized, the dudes at the gathering will immediately begin scrolling down their contacts list on their cell phones calling every chick they know in order to establish equilibrium.

Guy 1: "Dude this ratio is completely unacceptable"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I just realized that"
Guy 1: "Go gather all the dudes, it's time for some skankwrangling."

by thisprovidence32 March 27, 2009

skanking

1. (verb) A type of dance that is done at ska shows. It's basically swing dancing with yourself.
2. (adj.) A person who's an amazingly awesome rudie.

1. "I skanked till i almost had a heart attack at that ska show last night!"
2. "Man, that guy's totally skankin!"

by Katie May 8, 2004

Skinnering

The action of a finger poking through toilet paper once wet during the wiping process and emerging covered in poo.

Dude, I've totally got pink eye after skinnering and rubbing my eye before I realized.

by Zombleton Smith December 21, 2016