skank tank

Be sure to get your hep c vaccine before swimming in that skank tank
by t_adam December 13, 2011
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Skank Tank

1) A unusually large women who gets drunk and hits on every guy in the bar hoping that by the end of the night they will be wasted enough to take her huge amazon ass home. She is usually built tall, very wide and thick skinned, thus making her look like an army tank while being skanky at the same time.

2) Or could be defined as a vehicle that "Grenades" ride in. (Ugly fat chicks usually hang out in groups and would ride together in a Skank Tank while hunting their prey by bar hoping)
Ex: 1) Holy shit look at the Skank Tank working her magic on the drunk guy at the end of the bar. If he dies from suffacation we'll know why!

Ex: 2) Pretty sure that Skank Tank SUV them fatties are driving is going to bottom out. The tires are rubbing on the fenders as they pull in to the next bar to look for drunk dudes to roll them in flour.
by SassyJax01 December 07, 2010
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Skank Tank

A slang term denoting tanning beds, an item used excessively by 'skanks'. Normally used in reference to skanky females, but can also be used for annoying 'Jersey Shore' type males who pratically reside in the skank tank.
Cindy- So what's our schedule today?

Margaret- Laundry, tanning, gym, and the club, duh!

Clyde- The Skank Tank again? Y'all are gonna get cancer, just wait.

Cindy- I'm not a skank! I'm single I can shag whoever I want!
by iwon'trememberit November 07, 2010
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Skank tank

The area of fat that droops over the front of a skank's panty-line.
Guy 1: Woah man, who got that skank pregnant?

Guy 2: Naw man, she ain't pregnant, that's just her skank tank.
by Enriquejones March 25, 2009
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skank-tank

Any non-commercial, run-down, LOUD, American, low value, rear-wheel-drive automobile/truck typically between 1970 ~ 1987 driven by skanky, trashy people who tear around town like its the baddest ride ever. It's also common to yell: "SKANK-TANK!" (like "SLUG-BUG!") when such a person unintentionally proves that their hunk of shit is nothing to prove.
"Yeah there was this skanky bunch of people who pulled out of the Fast & Friendly in a rusted '77 Berlinetta Camaro with no exhaust and the guy tried to smoke his tires as he left and it died right on Kansas Expressway and they had to push it to the shoulder. What a skank-tank!"
by maikelyeremy September 11, 2009
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Skank Tank

A grotesquely large girl known for whoring around or wearing inappropriately slutty clothing.
*Fat chick walks by in Daisy Dukes and a tube top*
Man: Skank Tank! The calvary is rolling in!
by Kwestt September 05, 2010
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skank-a-tank

An extremely slutty, very large girl who wont get the point that no one wants her and still wont stop trying to be all over every guy she can
That skank-a-tank just won't get the point
by statrad May 24, 2011
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