single task completer

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

by Complex Human April 13, 2009

Single 'Till Death

many times used in a funny situation. commonly used when a relationship end badly or with a comical twist. there is also a website dedicated to the phrase... singletilldeath.com

Yesterday, My boyfriend broke up with me because my little sister got in a fight with him while texting on my phone. She forgot to tell him it was her. I think I'll be Single 'Till Death.

by http://singletilldeath.com August 20, 2009

single tear

A phrase used while simultaneously creating motion by pointing just below the eye and running down the cheek, as if there were a tear there.

Used to express a humorous sadness to another person about something in conversation.

I finally dumped that stupid, asshole boyfriend. Single tear.

by thejfo May 20, 2007

Single-threaded

Describing a state where a person's brain can't process information quickly. This is not to say that they are outright stupid, just slower than average. Origin comes from field of computing where threads represent units of processing in a system capable of concurrent processing.

How single-threaded was Brian in that meeting today? He was not keeping up at all.

Totally. Anthony was much better - across everything that was going on. He's one multi-threaded mo-fo.

by Biggus Wheelus May 9, 2011

single tingle

Masturbating while one is not in a romantic nor sexual relationship.

I was having a single tingle last night while watching Game of Thrones.

by daddypopefrancis May 13, 2018

Single Tear

When a dude can just ooze out a single droplet while cumming.

Zain's gf totally loves facials, but sadly for her, he's just a single tear dude.

by Zain Malik April 7, 2015

every single time

An ad hominem argument.

Used as an exclamation when you correctly guess another person's ethnicity/religion based on correlation of their statement with a widespread stereotype about ethnicity/religion.

Person A: Uncontrolled mass immigration is undoubtedly one of the greatest means of strengthening the nation.
Person B: *checking person A's ethnicity/religion and finding the expected result* I knew it! Every single time!

by siostranoc April 23, 2020