Simian

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).

Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

Simiam

Someone who is apart of the website, Simler.

Jake: Dude, I didn't know your a Simiam?

Mark: Are you kidding? Of course I am!

by RttaM December 10, 2009

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009

Simbiat

Very passionate one, some may say she’s extra. But she’s only like that with people she’s comfortable with. Always a fashionista, even on her off days, she can always seem to pull an outfit. She oozes class and can be a bit bougie, but is never afraid to sometimes get her hands dirty. She’s independent, and brave and will tell you how it is. She’s gorgeous, funny and very intelligent, and can sometimes use that intelligence to outsmart people. Creative person hands down, Simbiat can turn a simple imagination into a vision. A great friend to have in your corner who will always be your biggest cheerleader and will constantly want to best for you. They’re usually the therapist/mom in a friend group and are known for giving amazing advice…even if they have to tell you the same thing over a couple of times. Beautiful eyes and a gorgeous smile, she makes it easy for you to talk to her as if you’ve known her for years. Simbiat knows she’s pretty and can easily turn heads without even trying. She loves romance and is usually a hopeless romantic, constantly coming up with different love scenarios in her head. Sometimes it may seem aggressive, but she will constantly push you to always be a better version of yourself. A Simbiat is extremely loyal and protective. Sometimes she tends to take care of others before she takes care of herself, but that’s just the natural motherly instinct within her. Simbiat is a Arabic name, meaning brave and independent soul. Nick name is usually Simbi

“I like your friend, she’s so sweet. What’s her name”
“Oh, this is Simbiat”

by Dark titties98 November 22, 2021

Samyia

She's Loyal asf, the most hated youngin in Saginaw, stay fresh she speaks what's on her mind and she got a bad attitude

Samyia is the baddest

by blonde hair young rapper fresh May 17, 2018