Roblox Simulators

Rushed trash games on the online kids platform Roblox. These games are cancerous and just want your money. This is in the top five things not to spend your money on. Say someone made a simulator, what could they call it? Lets say they call it "fire simulator" you can literally take any word and make it into a simulator. Lets say in fire simulator you light fires or something, and you are supposed to light more fires to level up, and theres always a bag of some sort you have to buy with the in -game currency. And theirs the shop, things get harder and harder to get so the player wants to level up faster, so whats the solution, the robux shop. And here is overpriced trash game passes that the money hungry developers want. Theres always like 15 game passes on every simulator. The icons look like they are having so much fun, in reality, and come in and see lifeless and soulless people spamming for hours in their home not getting job, but instead playing rob lox simulators and wasting their life sayings on them. The roblox simulators are pay to win, they have robux pets at like 500 robux or something, like 6 dollars for an online virtual pet. But you still see people begging for money to get an virtual pet that gives you boosts in a fire simulator. The developers make a discord server and have a ton of fans celebrating their success on a simulator. The devs are happy that they made a pay to win game. To make a definition short : trash games that want your money.

Person 1: hey what are you playing today?
Person 2: Oh im just spending 3000 robux on an virtual pet in roblox.
Person 1: Don't spend all your money on roblox simulators

by joey65890 October 22, 2020

simulationist

One whose religious beliefs center around the idea that "reality" is a giant computer simulation.

For "religion" on my social profile, I put down "simulationist".

by ElectroKinetica December 13, 2007

simulationity

noun:

a unity of people that believe the simulation exists; each member is called a simulationite
- you become a simulationite when series of glitchy occurrences or a buildup of coincidences happen to make you believe that this world is just a simulation, it doesn’t actually exist
- officials of some entity are watching us in a simulation
- inspired by The Matrix

Rose: i just started thinking about how sicko mode it would be if we were in a simulationity w/ Elon Musk.
Sarah: no fking way, I just had the same thought today eating my lunch
Jayatee: guys im kinda scared bc I just read an article about how Elon Musk thinks the simulation exists and he claims himself a simulationite.
Nihla: guys... I just got an instagram ad to get a Tesla

All: we know you're watching us, just give us the red pill already

by skimmie0P July 24, 2019

Simulationista

A person or group that studies, follows, delivers and practices the art and science of Simulation as a tool for education, improvement and change

A Simulationista in Health Care uses Simulation Based Education to learn critical skills using deliberate practice as opposed to learning OJT on the Job !

by SMMD October 11, 2017

simulation

A kinder & gentler word British soccer announcers use to describe the dramatic injuries soccer players routinely feign when they want a foul to be called on their opponent. In truth, what they're describing is almost universally called a dive. (ex.: Callahan took such an obvious dive, the referee gave him a yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct.)

Announcer (describing player writhing on the ground): Beckham's loss would be a terrific blow to this already beleaguered squad, Ian.

Color commentator: It certainly would, Brian, if he's actually injured. But let's... look at the replay... right there, you can see Robinho merely tugged at his shirt, so this is just a simulation for the referee's benefit.

by Rocketfueler June 30, 2010

Superhydronific ampflication radiation of simulation

A laser used with water that ricochets off walls of metal and rock to capture a aquatic animal and preserve it.

The Superhydronific ampflication radiation of simulation caught the narwal.

by Amel Windom December 27, 2007

japanese dating simulators

what desperate n00bs and nerds turn to when they eventually realize that they are never gonna get a girlfriend.

Mother "Eduardo, what ae you doing? It's time for dinner"
Eduardo Mom, can you just save it for later. I'm playing my Japanese dating simulator.
Mother "Not again, I thought we had this talk"

by gnarly sasquatch May 23, 2005