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Simpery

The act of being a simp
John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.
by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020
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shout out to Simpleflips

A phrase popularized by Vargskelethor in a video called Super Wheelchair Mario 64 where signs and messages constantly had said " Shout out to Simpleflips " which was a joke on people constantly saying " shout out to Simpleflips. "
by MoistGoats January 26, 2018
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Silly Simple

A person (typically a girl) who embodies the image of a dumb blonde. They say stupid things and dress up like sluts to go out to the bar, where they bring no money and get drunk from 3 drinks bought for them by brown guido men. They are typically liberal arts majors.
Girl - "Why do some cars have a third gas pedal?"

Guy - "........ silly simple"

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Guy#1 - "Poor girl didn't bring any money, so I bought her a drink"

Guy#2 - "Dude, she's silly simple as fuck"
by MuttButt December 15, 2011
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Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.
Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

the sentence shown here is incorrect. The correct form is:
"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".
by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003
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Simplex

Characters of simple design and minimal features, e.g. stick figures and marshmallow people.
Theodd1sout is a thicc simplex boy ain't he?
by vnquishr January 12, 2020
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Simpers

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.
Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers
by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020
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