simpette

A female version of a simp; A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt but continues to chase after them any chance they get.

Girl 1: Stop being a simpette for Anthony! He clearly does not like you.

by Wackymolly May 19, 2020

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.

Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020

Simpette

A female Simp.

A: Bro this girl bought me a secret labs chair and sent me $400 for pictures of my abs, what a simpette.

by smarsbar April 10, 2020

Simpee

The receiver of simp like treatment.

Hey look at that bitch Lisa she is a simpee for multiple guys.

by K8aptainKrunch April 6, 2020

Simpers

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers

by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

Simpess

the female equivalent of a simp. she overvalues men who treat her horribly.

Brittney is a simpess, her boyfriend has cheated on her 3 times now and she's still with him.

by skzhskshsksknz March 12, 2020

simpleton

A person lacking analytical thinking skills.

A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."

by stroydex October 30, 2013