Someone(usually a guy) who manages to display simp and incel traits simultaneously. They have never found romantic success in their lives and treat any girl they find attractive like a goddess. You can often find these people spending hours of their time in Twitch E-girl streams donating money and leaving thirsty comments.
Example: Simpcel: *Typing* "(E-girl) you're outrageously gorgeous. Everything about you is absolute perfection.
E-girl: *Sees message* "Thanks, thats nice of you to say (username)"
Simpcel: "She noticed me... SHE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME!" *starts typing* "Anything for you my love, here's a little gift to show you how much I love and care for you" *Donates $500*
Egirl: "Wow thanks for the $500 donation (username). Thats the biggest donation i've gotten all day. Time to write your name on the top of the white board". *writes name on Whiteboard* "There you go top donation from (username)".
Simpcel: YES! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON THE TOP OF THE BOARD!!! *Jizzes pants*
E-girl: *Sees message* "Thanks, thats nice of you to say (username)"
Simpcel: "She noticed me... SHE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME!" *starts typing* "Anything for you my love, here's a little gift to show you how much I love and care for you" *Donates $500*
Egirl: "Wow thanks for the $500 donation (username). Thats the biggest donation i've gotten all day. Time to write your name on the top of the white board". *writes name on Whiteboard* "There you go top donation from (username)".
Simpcel: YES! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON THE TOP OF THE BOARD!!! *Jizzes pants*
by TheUncommonOne March 09, 2022
A whole new level of simping, far beyond the classic definition of an incel.
i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.
Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.
i.e. Simping so hard you would swallow your own cum for a chance to talk to a girl.
Since the actions of our brethren have begun to sink to a new low, new words to describe such depravity must follow.
*texts*
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):
guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.
guy: But aren't you a girl? I didn't just eat a load of cum for a guy right
girl(?):
guy: I can't believe you made me swallow a load of my own fucking cum. I want to cry I'm so fucking ashamed
literally everyone else: what a simpcel.
by Beef burger January 16, 2021
by FazeChickenNugg3t April 23, 2020
A cross between a simp and an incel. Will worship the ground a woman walks on but also has incel tendencies when not interacting with other girls.
Dude he’s such a simpcel. Last week he was giving this chick 500 bucks and now he’s talking about how much he hates women.
by kingonipaa May 15, 2020
Men who are celibate because their wives are in 'entanglements' WHILE LIVING IN HIS HOUSE. Will Smith
by Your Lawyer April 04, 2022
someone who simps by being an incel and is still shocked when it doesn't work. Thinks feminists are nazis and is pro life even in cases of rape, but also is scared to talk to girls <3.
by TSM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 28, 2020
by CreamGod July 08, 2022