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Tijuana Samsonite

Juan checked his Tijuana Samsonite at the ticket counter.

She picked up her Tijuana Samsonite in baggage claim
by pointswhore July 30, 2018
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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samsonite

When someone you'd usually find blindingly hot, Usually female, has so much baggage that it obscures their hottness.
Yeah she looks good and all, but pure samsonite.
by yungn8r June 8, 2008
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samsonite

Someone with baggage, either emotional or physical.
Joe: She's hot.
Pete: She's also a Samsonite.
Joe: Kids?
Pete: Two.
{pause}
Joe: She's a MILF.
by CarmCarm January 8, 2007
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Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.
Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at
by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020
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Nashville Samsonite

A trash bag used for carrying dirty laundry home - used by hobos and/or college students in the place of conventional luggage, due to lack of funds.
"Hebbard has must be laundry at home this weekend - i saw him putting dirty clothes in his nashville samsonite. Oh P.S. he's poor."
by Hebbard March 22, 2004
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Samsonited

When you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain "Way off" when talking about anything. In regards to the dumb and dumber movie when Lloyd says "slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson....check the brief case...Samsonite..i was way off"
"I dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant...Dudeee you really Samsonited that one.
by dumbanddumber October 17, 2012
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