Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020

Simmons

Attractive loveable scamp......

Mexican.

1.Oh that kids such a simmons.

2.Shutup Simmons.

by NotADawson May 3, 2011

simmonized

One who has been slain by the evil dark lord (maths teacher) Mr Simmonds, one of his most notorious simmonizations was that of Mr Frimpong.

Frimpong got simmonized!!

by ADAMMAN September 26, 2006

simmons

a person, usually male, who likes to dress up weirdly or put make up on

guy 1: see that guy over there the one with the eye shadow

guy 2: you mean the simmons

by kobie22 April 11, 2009

Simmons

The biggest creep ever. He is a physics teacher but some may confuse him for Jimmy Savile.

“Oh god, I’ve got Mr. Simmons now.”
“You poor thing, I hope Simmons is careful this lesson.”

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 3, 2018

Simmons

A small penis.

Wow! What a Simmons!

by Superrrrrkomyguruu December 1, 2013

Simmons

Simmons is a dude that enjoys fucking shit up. Usually seen in company with Conran fighting off fanny in the town.

Harriet: "Who is Simmons out with tonight?"

Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."

by TheManTheHero July 27, 2014