Shemaiah

Shemaiah is the most funniest person ever she we literally make you pee your pants especially when shes mad and tries to tell you why.She's a beautiful person with A+ personality.Her hair is long and shiny and she has the most flawless cheekbones.She can be shy at first but she'll come around and when she does there's no going back.If she is quite she usually tginks there is no reason to talk and that the.conversation doesn't include her.She loves food like really loves food and in her head she doesnt want to share but in her heart she feels ots the right thing to do. She is also ver intelligent and usually one of the teachers favorites. If you're a boy,date her she's wifey material and shes sexy there's no risk at all. Get on Shemaiah's good side.

Dang ,she's such a Shemaiah,she makes me laugh all the time .

by chris.crusty.unicorns February 28, 2016

schemometer

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot

Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

Dj Scheme

Probably one of the best Dj's in the world. He likes to spread positivity and to help every person he can. He mostly works for xxxtentacion, Ski Mask the Slump God, & Fat Nick.

Friend: Did you see Dj Scheme's performance last night?
Me: Of course I did he's one of the best Dj's in the world!

by sleepy b September 27, 2018

Shema

Shema will give you a hug you when you're down and then a kiss to make all the bad things go away. I love you Shema!

Shema says kind words that are easy to speak but their echoes are truly endless.

by Rana March 12, 2005

scheminess

(v) to have a plan that involves a lot of scheming or creeping

Friend 1: I have a plan

Friend 2: oh god...

Friend 1: what's that supposed to mean?

Friend 2: your plans are always so creep. We're talking very high level scheminess!

by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

shemay

This word is used when someone's angry, frustated or happy; used if you don't want to curse. (Used by some Filipinos, maybe 1000 of them)

Shemay! Rozen and Coreen are happily married! (happy)
Shemay! I just spilled ink on Ali's paper. (frustated)

by JboysWife August 3, 2017

scheming up

Scheming up means Coming up (Nigga we made it)

"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)

by The 1st to define this April 17, 2015