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Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep
Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual
by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020
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smegmasexual

A smegmasexual is attracted to smegma.
Chris is smegmasexual, he enjoys a light sprinkle of smegma on his Caesar salads.
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shamasexual

An epithet used in place of the derogatory use of "homosexual"
Just do it bitch--don't be such a shamasexual!
by Eric and Eric January 9, 2004
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smegmasexual

Chris Polard is smegmasexual, he enjoys topping his Caesar salad with a sprinkle of smegma.
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STOMASEXUAL

A Scat inspired Kink recently founded in Shoalwater, WA where locals literally get off on fucking the shit (bag) out of each other.

(A stoma is a small opening in the abdomen which is used to remove body waste, such as faeces and urine, into a collection bag)
Maaaate that Tracy is a dirty girl, I fucked the shit out of her last night! #WAscatparty#Gutfucking#Crook#Stomasexual#Anyholesagoal
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Simpsexual

An individual whose sexuality is defined, not by another person's sex or gender; but by the other person's inclination and ability to simp/cater towards the simpsexual individual's unique personality, traits, and desires.

Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.

The counterpart to a simpsexual individual, is a simp individual. Similar to how the counterpart to a narcissistic individual (simpsexual) would be an empathic individual (simp).
Santiago: "You are not the problem, Marissa. Mylo is just a very self-absorbed guy! He is a narcissist; a simpsexual. If you want his attention, you are going to have to pander to his needs more; engage within those intricate topics which he's passionate about. I know this, because I am a simpsexual myself!"

Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"

Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."

Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."

Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"

Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
by Y2$ɘ7eN January 6, 2025
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