siegfried and roy

your getting it on with your woman and after about 30 or 35 seconds you realize your rockets ready to launch, but you dont want your woman to know you are a minute man so you quickly pull out and go down on her, and cum on her bed, (or any surface you may be on), and after the seman stops flowing, you put it back in for round 2 before she ever knows what happens. now youve gone from dud to stud, magic! sigfried and roy!

(Gwen Phillips is a Bitch) siegfried and roy

by mike hunt is my name July 16, 2009

Siegfried and Roy

The art of giving a girl an Albino Bunghole Tiger, then having her turn around and bite the tip of your dick off

I gave my girl an Albino Bunghole Tiger and she got upset and retaliated with a siegfried and roy.

by D.S. Bacon October 26, 2008

Sigfried and Roy

The hand in Texas Hold-em Poker that occurs when the hole cards consist of two Queens.

I won big on that last hand because I had Sigfried and Roy in the hole.

by fetmeister April 11, 2009

angus seifried

A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...

Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.

Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*

by pussyslayer69*420 February 7, 2017

Amanda Seyfried

Talented young actress who first appeared as the stupid plastic Karen in the film Mean Girls has since shown what a talented young actress she is in films like Alpha Dog, Jennifer's body, Mamma Mia! and most recently Chloe. She has appeared in such TV show as Veronica Mars and Big Love.

"Did you see Amanda Seyfried in Jennifers body last week?"

"Yeah she was really good"

by Luvlee Lemons January 10, 2010

Markus Sigfridson

Guitarist in the swediwsh neo-classical metal band, Harmony, aswell as new prog. metal band Darkwater. One of Swedens best young guitarists- 27.
Not as good as some of the best guitarists of all time, but amazing for 27. Some of Sweden's undiscovered talents.

"Here listen to this, its one of Markus's Solo's"
"Wow, how can one person alone play that?"
"What can i say, hes amazing."

by Joel Mascinator June 15, 2004

sigfrido

Someone of Spanish heritage, characterized by brown skin and gangsta attitude.

As in: Man, Jose sure is looking Sigfrido today.

by Uni-ball January 9, 2005