convenient sickness disease

It's what you get when you pretend to be sick, but aren't.

"Hey honey, want to see the new Twilight movie?"
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*

by TubbyCustard August 13, 2010

Porn Sickness

A distorted view of the world due to an obsessive interest in pornography. A subset of internet addiction.

Coined by the r/pornfree community on reddit, porn sickness results from a hyper-imbalanced relationship with pornography. Bored by the lack of novelty in vanilla content, porn sick users seek out and become familiar with increasingly perverted porn fetishes online. Often they feel as if that there's little that can surprise them anymore.

This oversaturation leads to gradual detaching from society. What is considered normal, even in non-sexual social interactions, tends to fade from memory as the user spirals around his obsessive interest. These affected users tend to find themselves in a "porn focused state of mind" 24/7, left wondering what happened to the original sexual tastes that set them on their dark journey so long ago.

Porn Sickness usually has 3 main tells:
-Decreased enjoyment of pornography
-Increased escalation of said pornography
-A confusing separation from otherwise healthy relationships

Internet addiction is quickly becoming a talking point in today's society....but people are still discovering the symptoms of porn sickness.

Using online activity as a way to detach from real emotions is common in those with internet addiction, but the symptoms of using porn are especially detrimental and lead to porn sickness.

by porn_sickness May 11, 2020

Slender Sickness

When slender man chases his victims. they start to become insane, paranoid, and anti-social, it will get worst up until they get taken away by slender man and never seen again.....

Stuttering Craig: Whats wrong with Ben?
Chad: Slender Sickness.
Stuttering Craig: Dang I feel sorry for him.
Chad: Don't he wont suffer much long.
Stuttering Craig: Why?
Chad: The Slender Man Will get him

by proto man x July 21, 2012

Sunday Sickness

Sunday Sickness, The horrible feeling you get on a sunday, usaully in the afternoon, not nescciarily After drinking on saturday night.

"josh do you want to come out this afternoon?"
"sorry mewser i cant i have really bad Sunday Sickness"
"booooo"

by Joshhy x December 20, 2008

engineering sickness

The inevitable round of cold- or flu-like symptoms that plagues engineering students at least twice a semester, without fail. The primary causes of this illness are exhaustion, stress, lack of exercise, alcoholism, lack of sunlight, poor hygiene, poor diet, and chronic depression.

Woah man, I don't feel so good.
Must be the engineering sickness coming on.

by John Q. Stamos April 4, 2010

Mall Sickness

Becoming nauseous, hot, drymouthed, achy while shopping at the mall.

Honey its time to go I'm getting mall sickness.

by Bob Letarte April 1, 2008

notification sickness

when one gets fed up with getting notifications on facebook because of a conversation going on under their status even though wat they are talking about may have nothing to do with them.

ZACK is not feeling well.
Timmy- oh im sry
jane- Me 2
Timmy- Oh hey jane wats up?
Jane- nm u wanna chill this weekend
Timmy- yeah definately hows ur grandma?
30 NOTIFICATIONS LATER....
Zack- STFU already!!!
THAT IS NOTIFICATION SICKNESS^

by Zack Verbit April 16, 2009