Shwakup

The word "nigger" in Persian.

I hate all these little shwakups running around looking like monkeys!

by T RUD March 31, 2009

shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

by Jizz_Staines April 1, 2008

Shwack

To kill a person

We have to shwack them before they shwack us

by Porkchop Actual October 10, 2014

Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

by the Sleuth June 10, 2009

Shwanked

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009

Shaakira

A whimsical loving person who brings excitement and joy to people's lives.

She lives in the gym and it clearly shows. Known to be very beautiful, hardworking, unbelievably smart, witty and some would say funny.
There is no better sight then seeing her happy and smiling.😌

“With a smile like Shaakira’s she should be smiling all the time.”
“How do I get Shaakira to go on a date with me?”

by Agent K😎📸 November 11, 2018

shwaa

when something will or is going well. Used to describe something awesome and perfect. Also something styleish and cool.

person 1: what time you getting here?

person 2: about 2ish, i will walk in like..shwaa

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person 1: hey look at this

person 2: oh my god thats so shwaa

by swelly!!!!! September 1, 2009