shunt

A tube that runs from your head to your bladder to dump out the fluids if you have a stroke. Doctors put them in if you are suseptible to strokes.

Hot girl: After my accident, I had an operation to get a shunt.

Immature Boy: Hehe shunt sounds like a dirty word

Hot Girl: No thats cunt dumass

by 12345678909 September 22, 2005

shunt

1. to perform rear-entry sex involving variable surface heights and limited lateral space, e.g. a stairwell

2. to modify the sex act so as to compensate for said limited space, e.g. shunting to the arm of a couch

"the couch was too narrow so we shunted off the side a little"

"this chick's shunting zone was so smooth i kept falling down a step"

"shit was crazy up in that piece, me and jamal ended up shunting in the stairwell"

by sappedagain August 18, 2009

shunt

The act of inserting one's penis (usually of the abnormally large type) into another's vagina or anus in a very fast and brutal way. It is best done when running into someone while they bend over. Trains re known to be extremely good at this.

Girl: Shunt my asshole Daddy, all 15 inches of you
Guy: Ok
Girl: Ouch, call a fucking ambulance, you tore my fucking rectum

by Tubby Shunter September 2, 2017

shunt

The revolting result of a girl's choice to whipe her ass from the front, dragging mad doo-doo across her cunt, which inevitably gets lodged in the folds, leaving doo-doo butter and the occasional peanut for unsuspecting guys to deal with.

After buying the chick like seven drinks, I get her home only to discover she was dragging a shunt around under that skirt all night--I did her anyway.

by Showers September 28, 2006

shunt

To give a small tip in response to poor service from ur server

Man, the forks dirty, my eggs r cold, and I still don't have a drink! This bitch gettin shunted

by cali diezal December 20, 2010

shunt

a hybrid word that consists of "shut up" and "cunt"

abby: you're being too loud, shunt
carly: ok fine bitch

by saint43 August 3, 2017

shunt

A girl who gets shunned by a group because she refused to give a guy her cunt.

"Look at Kat. On Friday night she ended up as ryans shunt, and now none of her friends will talk to her."

by dontblink August 8, 2014