Shuffler

Someone who has the inability to continue listening to a song on his/her iPod for over thirty seconds.

The DJ ended up being a Shuffler and I would only hear 10 seconds of every good song.

by 7evin May 28, 2008

scumbag shuffler

A public bicycle, also known as bike-share. Often seen littering the streets of major metropolitan cities, these are usually stolen and dumped wherever convenient for the scumbag. Scumbag shufflers allow scumbags to travel greater distances than previously possible to commit crimes, a true blessing for the community.

My home was burglarized while I was on vacation, and I found a scumbag shuffler laying in the backyard.

by Bubba Douglas February 26, 2018

shuffler

a noun to describe a person or persons who shuffle their feet when they walk at a slow speed, causing pedestrian traffic, usually at the annoyance of people walking behind them. They also stop wherever they want, regardless if they are blocking a door, an escalator or entrance to a store/building.

"Hey, avoid that area,there are too many shufflers, we will never make our movie on time"

"If this damn shuffler don't move, I'm gonna kill her"

by Sheepface June 12, 2012

Shuffler

A old man who doesn't walk and instead shuffles.

Who's that creepy shuffler who's been going past our window every two minutes?

by supermac September 21, 2009

sausage shuffler

Someone who shuffles too much cock.

"Hey did you know Louise is a sausage shuffler"

by big toes July 13, 2014

Shit Shuffler

A Shit Shuffler is someone who just kicks and flails around like a dumb ass, normaly huge gangster wannabe's

Kid 1 "Wow look at that guy he is a Shit Shuffler"
Kid 2 "Yeah man that guys name is Ricky King"
Kid 1 "Oh I heard that guy is pretty horrible"

by Big FOOOT November 2, 2009

shuffler

its a fart that sounds like a deck of cards being shuffled

after i ripped one real loud, my friend chris said that fart sounded like a deck of cards being shuffled, hence the term shuffler every time a fart sounds like that

by ebjimmyg June 5, 2005