"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"
by Octopod November 21, 2003
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After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.
by zee ubernator April 21, 2009
Get the epic shrinkage mug.1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.
2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.
2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.
you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"
minutes later....
your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."
minutes later....
your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."
by elchavito99 November 17, 2011
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