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Shred Ass

Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?

John: Yeah!

Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
by Perrier August 1, 2018
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scread

A term meaning you both scanned and read something. Used by the legal mediator character Kate on the March 16, 2011 episode of "Fairly Legal" on the USA cable channel. Also a valid text memorization procedure.
Did you read all the information on the video gamers case?
Yes, I scread it!
Oh, you both scanned and read it! Very inventive!
by Techrex April 13, 2011
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Shredding Face

/SHred.diNG/ /fās/

shred·ding-face

verb.

A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"

"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"

"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"

"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013
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keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.
Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
by mooogs May 14, 2017
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shredded shit

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.
Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!
by LonePooper February 6, 2018
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Shredded Cheese

*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME
by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021
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The Shredderer

A nickname given to tennis superstar Roger Federer. It is a portmanteau of his last name and The Shredder, the pre-eminent villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle media series. It is sometimes used in conjunction when refering to fellow tennis player and rival Rafael Nadal, as one of Ninja Turtles is also named Raphael. Can alternatively be spelled "Shrederer."
"Did you see yesterday's semifinal? The Shredderer was tearing Djokovic a new asshole before Djokovic gave up like a pussy."
by Greg Cujo April 30, 2008
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